Ozzy Man Reviews: Yoga Fails

Ozzy Man Reviews: Yoga Fails


Let’s get in touch with our mind and body everyone. Yeah nah this week, we’re slowing things down with yoga. My first tip is that it’s really important to remember your breathing… I believe the words she said under those censorship bleeps were fuck and shit. Now she’s saying “Strewth. That bloody hurt. Why am I doing this? Who even am I? I smell like tiger balm and I need an ice pack.” That’s it. Relax the neck. Your brain is a calm blue ocean. Prepare your palms. Your hands are a dry sandy desert. Imagine your goals, aspirations, and ambitions. Imagine achieving them. Throw away all ya negative energy and ya problems. Raise your arms, charge towards a wall, hit it, and create new problems! Dogs take yoga very seriously. This one’s like: “Jennifer, you call that downward dog? Yeah, nah, put your balls into it. Make sure they salute the sun. I’m a dog, so yeah, I think I know how to do this pose properly. Oh the Invasive Starfish pose. Clearly this can be done anywhere! If you find yourself getting angry in peak hour traffic then yeah, just jump out of the car and start doing a three hour session to pass the time. “How many times do we have to go over this, Karen? Stretch your leg and HOOOLD. I could do it all year if I wanted to, I just have other shit to do is all. But it’s easy peasy. Don’t get cute with me.” Quit doing Yoga! Quit doing Yoga and play with me or I will straight up grab you in the Donald Trump, DONE. Steady breathing, Steady breathing. Steady breathing… Aw here’s a couple doing yoga together. Vomit. If I had to come up with a name for this particular pose I’d call it: Fuck Me That Drone is Awfully Close Ouch It Got Me. It’s a long name but it’s easy to remember. “Let’s do Yoga together” she said. “It will be super-duper relaxing.” she said. There is no way this guy does not wish he was at the pub smashing a mid strength beer and a steak sandwich right now. Dear me! Expert level unlocked. Fresh air PLUS yoga. Yeah this woman is attempting the bridge pose, quite literally on a bridge. There’s absolutely no chance of anything going wrong. She’s arching her back, she’s breathing, she’s doing everything right but her left leg is being an arsehole. She puts it down, regroups, inhales, exhales, tries to lift it again…actually, I no longer think this is part of the pose, I think she’s 100% stuck. She slowly tries to get unstuck and falls in the river. Unfortunately, there will be no Instagram content recorded for her today. Overall, this pug is my spirit animal. This is pretty much what I do when I get invited to a yoga class. And then I get kicked out and banned for life… which is fair enough.

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  1. Everyone should watch all of your reviews before attempting ANYTHING. Every outcome is predictable with a little common sense, As you ingeniously point out,. Well done mate!

  2. For west yoga is stretching๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ, indian yoga teachers in west will say yes u r right, cause that's how the world is. If u want to know real yoga refer to isha foundation in south India

  3. Hmmmm. Who will be the first YouTube channel I watch of 2020? Pitch meeting? Shaq reacts? Hydraulic Press channel? Or will it be the fair dinkum yeah nah yeah Ozzy Man?!
    Nah yeah nah! It will be Najwa Karam (THE QUEEN) for sure. She will win everytime!๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜

  4. And the music is also yoga type lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ lots of laughter from India ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘

  5. I donโ€™t think that shiela needs much concentration on her โ€œass-pirationsโ€. She seems to have achieved quite a bit in that area.

  6. Why would anyone record themselves doing this?? Can you just imagine what they are thinking, ok I will record myself, so I can then rewatch it later at home

  7. I have never understood the "filming yourself do yoga" videos… I mean unless you are in the nude… Then I'm completely understandable

  8. Wow video clip I really liked I also do lots of streams and gives lots of fun info on happy topic that there is another one like you in the field

  9. The downward dog ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿš‘

  10. So I've recently subbed to Ozzy man and I regret not having discovered him earlier. I'd really appreciate if you good folks could point me out to his best stuff. Peace

  11. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Always laugh when people who think theyโ€™re โ€œCOOLโ€ record themselves and come undone. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Think the Pug raising his leg near the end sums it all up beautifully ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. Ozzy man im watching the news and I'm hoping you and your family/friends are safe brotha ,Australia is on fire bad right now, as a exwildland firefighter i say please stay safe and listen/follow the warnings if need be

  13. This has nothing to do with the video, but I just saw on the news that the fires in Australia are getting even worse with a number of deaths already. I hope you, your family, and all your countrymen are safe and this fire is over soon. Thank you so much Ozzy Man for all the awesome content and comedy you bring to the world. May 2020 be even more exciting.

  14. Iโ€™m impressed by Ozzy Manโ€™s speech at the beginning lol. He could be a motivational speaker or a spiritual guru ๐Ÿ˜‚

  15. Well, another creator I once watched. You should pass this on to the others, run your mouth about other countries leaders, and you just may lose subscribers. Tired of fucking hearing it! Canโ€™t get away from shit talkers no matter the channel! It was fun…

  16. 0:55 put your balls into it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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